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by me / 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
by confusedmofo / 07/29/2013 at 2:35am / Indonesia / Love
by Anonymous / 07/03/2013 at 4:56pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML
by firestar772 / 06/12/2013 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Kids
by Abrams52 / 05/28/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by beyondembarrassed / 05/05/2013 at 1:44am / United States / Intimacy
by Juliet / 04/11/2013 at 8:40pm / United States (California) / Love
by drama king? / 04/10/2013 at 6:17pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/02/2013 at 6:30am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Amathiel / 12/29/2012 at 10:23am / Norway (Sogn og Fjordane) / Health
by ehrmagahd / 12/19/2012 at 12:17am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
Today, my friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was holding two Skittles vodka shots and shouting, "Red and green, merry Kwanzaa!" The shots were yellow and purple. I can't remember that night at all. FML
by Kallian / 11/09/2012 at 1:47am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it looked like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it for a couple of hours, giving it food, and rocking it to sleep, my parents found me. Then I realised it was just celery. Too bad it took that long for my meds to kick in. FML
by Squid / 11/07/2012 at 12:11am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/24/2012 at 6:43pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to… Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning… Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the…
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, it’s been a week since I arrived in Cuba. Gustav came to visit us. Now it’s Hannah’s turn.… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…