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lovewithamotive's favorite FMLs
by me / 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
by confusedmofo / 07/29/2013 at 2:35am / Indonesia / Love
by Anonymous / 07/03/2013 at 4:56pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML
by firestar772 / 06/12/2013 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Kids
by Abrams52 / 05/28/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by beyondembarrassed / 05/05/2013 at 1:44am / United States / Intimacy
by Juliet / 04/11/2013 at 8:40pm / United States (California) / Love
by drama king? / 04/10/2013 at 6:17pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/02/2013 at 6:30am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Amathiel / 12/29/2012 at 10:23am / Norway (Sogn og Fjordane) / Health
by ehrmagahd / 12/19/2012 at 12:17am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
Today, my friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was holding two Skittles vodka shots and shouting, "Red and green, merry Kwanzaa!" The shots were yellow and purple. I can't remember that night at all. FML
by Kallian / 11/09/2012 at 1:47am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it looked like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it for a couple of hours, giving it food, and rocking it to sleep, my parents found me. Then I realised it was just celery. Too bad it took that long for my meds to kick in. FML
by Squid / 11/07/2012 at 12:11am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/24/2012 at 6:43pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…