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lovethenumber13

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lovethenumber13

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  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About lovethenumber13 : I am an extreme bookworm with a soft spot for bad jokes, I have somewhat of a dark sense of humor, I'm really into alternative music, and I am currently in a loving relationship with my girlfriend of two years.

Oh, and I'm also a slight pyromaniac.

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Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML

#21071350
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38798) - you deserved it (3232)

On 02/25/2014 at 3:42pm - work - by cunting cuntface of a boss (man) - Australia

today I was talking to boyfriend about some recent looool family drama sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and startd jacking off right next to me. FML

#21071183
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41920) - you deserved it (7464)

On 02/25/2014 at 11:59am - love - by jill (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I Trew An Eraser At Ma Broter To Get Is Attention Cuz E Couldn't Ear Me Over Is Music. Bieng In A Bad Mood, E Tougt I Was Trying To Aggravate Is Bad Mood And Responded By Trowing A Small Desk Cactus Back. FML

#21071018
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37890) - you deserved it (13419)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:31am - misc - by ThatGuyWithFMLs (man) - Japan (Osaka)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me . This poses a problem, because her mother is my boss, and we work in an office on the first story of thier apartment . Tomorrow I have to decide whether to quit my awesome and only job, or go to work 4 my now ex's mother in thier house .

#21070906
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41496) - you deserved it (5126)

On 02/25/2014 at 12:22am - love - by M.A. (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today I found out that mah son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

#21070645
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34923) - you deserved it (6589)

On 02/24/2014 at 7:51pm - kids - by sonwhy - United States (Illinois)

Today my girlfriend broke up with me. Devastated I told my dad about it hoping he'd help cheer me up. His advice was "Just rub one out son you'll feel better in no time." Thanks dad. fat FML

#21070515
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44068) - you deserved it (6232)

On 02/24/2014 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Author (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to te self-ceckout line at Walmart!! Wen I trid to pay, te cas wouldn't go in, so I stood tere trying to cram money into te ting tat's supposd to take yur money!! Wat I didn't realize was tat tere was a sign up top tat said: "No Cas!! Cards Only." FML

#21070121
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16223) - you deserved it (36929)

On 02/24/2014 at 4:36am - misc - by I hate Walmart???? - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I was trying to study fir a test when my brother an his friends decided to play the chant game , meaning one person yells something werd an everyone else has to say it back without laughing . All I heard fir about two hours was them yelling things like , "DICK NIPPLES." fat FML

#21069920
57 comments

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On 02/23/2014 at 10:59pm - misc - by DIY560 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was shopping, whan a man pointad at ma an said to his friand, "Har . Sha's tha ona." Ha rapliad, "Yas, sha'll do fina." I'm scarad . FML

TODAY, I WAS WALKING HOME,HEN A CAR HEADING THE OTHER WAY HIT A TRAFFIC CONE. I MUST HAVE BEEN AN ASSHOLE IN A PREVIOUS LIFE, BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE DECIDED TO MAKE SURE THE CONE FLEW INTO THE SIDE OF MY HEAD. THE BYSTANDERS WERE SHOCKED FIR ALL OF TWO SECONDS BEFORE LAUGHING. MEGA FML

#21068594
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42010) - you deserved it (3943)

On 02/22/2014 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Taday I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them fir mah boyfriend!! I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie!! FML

#21068474
80 comments

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On 02/22/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by coppervains (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, ( I didn't know how else to kill it! ) She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, putted it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. real FML

#21067130
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49942) - you deserved it (4039)

On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

2DAY I SAW A PHOTO ON MAH MOTHER-IN-LAW'S FACEBOOK... PROUDLY SHOWING OFF THE HORRIBLE JOB SHE'D DONE OF PAINTING HER CAR. I SARCASTICALLY COMMENTD THAT I WOULDN'T INFLICT THAT ON MAH WORST ENEMY'S RIDE. AN HOUR LATER... SHE CUMMD BY AN EMPTID A BUCKET OF PAINT OVER MAH WINDSHIELD. FML

#21066687
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24584) - you deserved it (47935)

On 02/20/2014 at 4:20pm - misc - by time to lawyer up (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah brother and I took our cars to get oil changes. While we were there, a guy asked if we were dating. When we told him we were siblings, he responded with, "So?" FML

Today, During A Lecture, Mah Teacher Jokingly Talkd About The Time He Was Best Buds With George Washington. Another Student Then Askd, "Really? You Knew Him?" I'm In An Advancd Placement U.S. History Class. Fat FML

#21065125
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40317) - you deserved it (3395)

On 02/19/2014 at 12:12am - work - by Dsark (man) - United States (California)



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