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Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34291) - you deserved it (88646)

On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML


Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML


I agree, your life sucks (421662) - you deserved it (97033)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly, horrible stench that has been in our apartment for a few days now. Leaving it for our other roommates to handle, we selfishly left to get yogurtland. Moments later, we both expressed that we haven't seen our cat in a while. FML


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On 03/02/2009 at 4:32pm - animals - by pacificbeach - United States (California)

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