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Today, my 11 month-old son started viciously biting whatever part of my anatomy he can sink his teeth into. He thinks it is hysterical to latch on while I scream helplessly in pain for him to let go. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40192) - you deserved it (6141)

On 01/01/2014 at 12:38am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML

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