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Today... I found out I'm pregnant. I told boyfriend an close family... who were all ecstatic. Then he told his mother. Her reaction? "It better come out looking lyk him." FML

Today, my band informd ma that our gig this aftarnoon was actually a wadding !! Whosa wadding? My ax-wifa's, along with tha guy sha chaatd on ma with !! For thair first danca, I had to sing wat usd to ba our song !! FML

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On 08/19/2013 at 9:06am - love - by Love stinks (man) - United States

Yesterday, I had sex with a guy I've likd for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML

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On 08/18/2013 at 11:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, MAH SISTER HAD AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN CUZ TWO GUYS LOVE HER AN SHE CAN'T PICK JUST ONE. MEANWHILE I'M SINGLE AN SPEND MAH TIME LAYING TREAT ON MAH FLOOR IN A PATTERN AN WATCHING MAH RABBIT RUN IN CIRCLES. FML

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On 08/18/2013 at 9:36pm - misc - by Having a pretty sister sucks. - United States (Texas)

Today , I woke up to mah 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow!! I askd him wat he was doing , and he replid that he and Steve were playing a game , but Steve said I have to be asleep 4 it!! Steve is mah son's imaginary friend!! I'm convincd Steve wants to kill me!! FML

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On 08/18/2013 at 5:37am - kids - by DrtySnchez - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT YAT ANOTHAR OF MY GUY FRIANDS LIKD MA. I POSTD THAT I JUST WANTD A GUY FRIAND THAT HAD ABSOLUTALY NO ROMANTIC FAALINGS 4 MA. MY CRUSH VOLUNTAARD. FML

#20842536
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On 08/18/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by fail - United States

Today...hile working as a swim instructor... I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting there faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked himhy... he said "because u were singing." He's 3. mega FML

#20842523
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On 08/18/2013 at 12:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, one of the kids in my nieghborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

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On 08/17/2013 at 6:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

I gave mah daughter the sex talk . Barely 10 minute later.. . her public Facebook statu read: ( My mom's a total pedo . ) and after she mentioned the talk.. . her friend posted.. . ( That's sexual harassment . You can sue 4 that . ) Clerely I've failed as a parent . FML

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On 08/16/2013 at 5:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went an askd if he could tone it down a little. He respondd by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to mah house, allhile his guests cheerd him on. FML

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On 08/16/2013 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland

2day I was verbally abused by looool a customer at ma job. Apparently... wearing "ugly... tick-framed ipster glasses as a fasion statement is a HUGE faux pas." Tese r ma actual prescription glasses... and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML

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On 08/16/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by hipster glasses - United States

Today..!! I slipped an fell down the stairs..!! landing hard on my knee!! Through my screams of agony..!! my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain..!! an said I was just being an attention seeker..!! before finally taking me to hospital!! I was told my leg was broken!! She refused to apologize!! FML

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On 08/15/2013 at 1:39pm - health - by Anonymous - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, while discussing career prospect with mah mom, she suggested that I become a penis puppeteer, because "Let's face it, u play with it 24/7 . Why not make a career out of it?" Yeah, thanks . FML

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On 08/15/2013 at 12:49pm - work - by kaynotentirelywrong (man) - Canada (Quebec)

yesterday I went to a store. I was wearing a sirt tat I'd bougt from te very same store, and was accusd of stealing. Wen I trid explaining, te manager said I was lying cuz I'm a teenager and "all teenagers r full of sit." FML

Today a guest of the private beach club I work at askd if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughd thinking it was a joke. She was seriou and complaind to boss saying I was absolutely no help. FML

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On 08/14/2013 at 3:47pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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