Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
This member hasn't filled in the description.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Today, my band informd ma that our gig this aftarnoon was actually a wadding !! Whosa wadding? My ax-wifa's, along with tha guy sha chaatd on ma with !! For thair first danca, I had to sing wat usd to ba our song !! FML
TODAY, MAH SISTER HAD AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN CUZ TWO GUYS LOVE HER AN SHE CAN'T PICK JUST ONE. MEANWHILE I'M SINGLE AN SPEND MAH TIME LAYING TREAT ON MAH FLOOR IN A PATTERN AN WATCHING MAH RABBIT RUN IN CIRCLES. FML
Today , I woke up to mah 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow!! I askd him wat he was doing , and he replid that he and Steve were playing a game , but Steve said I have to be asleep 4 it!! Steve is mah son's imaginary friend!! I'm convincd Steve wants to kill me!! FML
Today...hile working as a swim instructor... I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting there faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked himhy... he said "because u were singing." He's 3. mega FML
I gave mah daughter the sex talk . Barely 10 minute later.. . her public Facebook statu read: ( My mom's a total pedo . ) and after she mentioned the talk.. . her friend posted.. . ( That's sexual harassment . You can sue 4 that . ) Clerely I've failed as a parent . FML
Today, mah elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went an askd if he could tone it down a little. He respondd by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to mah house, allhile his guests cheerd him on. FML
2day I was verbally abused by looool a customer at ma job. Apparently... wearing "ugly... tick-framed ipster glasses as a fasion statement is a HUGE faux pas." Tese r ma actual prescription glasses... and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML
Today..!! I slipped an fell down the stairs..!! landing hard on my knee!! Through my screams of agony..!! my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain..!! an said I was just being an attention seeker..!! before finally taking me to hospital!! I was told my leg was broken!! She refused to apologize!! FML
yesterday I went to a store. I was wearing a sirt tat I'd bougt from te very same store, and was accusd of stealing. Wen I trid explaining, te manager said I was lying cuz I'm a teenager and "all teenagers r full of sit." FML
Today a guest of the private beach club I work at askd if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughd thinking it was a joke. She was seriou and complaind to boss saying I was absolutely no help. FML
Friday 27 March 2015