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lovebunny102

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2273
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>Mons</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 9:13am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 11:30pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 12:00pm<b>Steve97</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 12:17pm<b>NordicNathan</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 11:19am<b>Eyeslick</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 11:22am<b>cskipgolfer2013</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 8:39pm<b>Liamwme</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 6:18pm<b>Saxicolous</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 1:55am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 9:08pm<b>Arni792</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 5:45pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 10:12pm<b>ex_omer</b> - the 02/27/2014 at 1:22pm<b>howrudoin</b> - the 02/22/2014 at 12:52am<b>maximus_prime</b> - the 01/26/2014 at 8:22pm<b>Tvolsfan325</b> - the 10/07/2013 at 10:57pm<b>greyy_goooose</b> - the 09/09/2013 at 9:19pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 09/09/2013 at 3:34pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 9:44pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 2:03am

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Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

by anon / 07/31/2015 at 4:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

by DrunkParents / 03/31/2015 at 7:32pm / United States (Montana) / Work

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

by allgassedout / 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, a very drunk woman at the family Christmas party told me she felt terrible that I don't have a mother who cares about me. She is my mother. FML

by anon / 12/25/2014 at 3:20pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML

by Anonymous / 11/12/2014 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland) / Love

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

by subduedbeast / 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm / United States / Love

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

by anonymous / 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

by RuinedTheMood / 09/21/2014 at 1:11am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

by carebear1228 / 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

by beccadabeast / 06/30/2014 at 2:44am / United States (Arizona) / Animals

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Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm / United States (Nevada) / Love

Today, I was working my shift at our local nursing home. I was assisting a "sweet", "innocent" 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket. She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love. FML

by caleighrossi / 06/15/2014 at 8:21pm / United States (Iowa) / Work

Today, was my first day of work in my life. I was excited, and so was my dad, who saw me to the door and ruffled my hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in my hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML

by sheisselluv / 05/11/2014 at 4:30pm / Germany (Thuringen) / Work