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  • Town/Country : Des Moines, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52308) - you deserved it (2240)

On 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm - love - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25780) - you deserved it (2929)

On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, we got a call that my brother stuck a rock up his nose and couldn't get it out. My mom had to pick him up and take him to the hospital. My brother is 20. FML

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On 05/23/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by littlebigbrother - Japan

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

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On 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by wtf is wrong with my country (man) - United States



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