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About love2killu : Y U READING TIS

I love gaming, from puzzles to open world adventures, I love every type. Even the rage inducing games. My favourite games is all assassins creed series, mass effect series and skyrim :D I would love to cosplay, I love my Teddy's. I also love reading!!

I have PS3, XBOX 360 and XBOX One.would love a PC, but since I'm in school still, I can't afford it :0 I love my family, even if they are annoying :D

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Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend after a long day. She had fallen asleep in my arms and everything was perfect - until I noticed the water around us had started turning yellow as she pissed herself in her sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23971) - you deserved it (2108)

On 09/27/2015 at 12:05pm - intimacy - by itsbeenalongday - United States (California)

Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25499) - you deserved it (1527)

On 09/25/2015 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML


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On 09/25/2015 at 9:46am - love - by helpme (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML


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On 09/25/2015 at 1:31am - love - by hunting7waves - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML


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On 09/24/2015 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


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On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16305) - you deserved it (17284)

On 09/14/2015 at 7:58pm - misc - by C BOMB (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was convinced to face my fears of rollercoasters by a friend. I'm writing this at the highest point of the ride after being stuck over thirty minutes. FML

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML


I agree, your life sucks (25418) - you deserved it (1667)

On 09/12/2015 at 5:34pm - kids - by auraya1985 - United Kingdom

Today, on a nature hike, covered in poison oak rashes from the day before, I accidentally stepped on a hornets' nest. I'm now covered in hornet stings and I can't scratch the poison oak because I might accidentally touch the stings. FML

Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML


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On 09/11/2015 at 12:34pm - misc - by hale_551 (woman) -

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML


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On 09/11/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by EverettA - United States (Ohio)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, I woke up in sleep paralysis, hallucinating the sight of children hanging from the ceiling. Now I'm scared to sleep. FML


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On 09/10/2015 at 8:32am - health - by bwoolf96 -

Today, the guy I've been seeing bought me a nice bottle of wine and cooked dinner for me. Later, we started having sex for the first time. All was going well until he ran to the bathroom mid-sex and I had to listen to him with explosive diarrhea. The worst part is, he wanted to keep going after. FML

Today, I met my Canadian friend at the airport. As we were heading into the city, I told him not to worry about all the US stereotypes and that gun crime in my city is rare. A few hours later, we witnessed a guy get shot in the street in broad daylight. Now he's too scared to leave the house. FML


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On 09/04/2015 at 10:30am - misc - by fuckyoudeadgunnuts (man) - United States (California)

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