Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

loserman67

Offline (44 minutes ago) | Search for a member

loserman67

2Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2368
  • Number of comments : 1025
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 54 posted

About loserman67 : Still tall and dark (the italian side of my make-up) and a little less on the almost handsome. Devil's Cut Bourbon by Jim Beam is my new found passion along with a good cuban cigar. Check out my new toy. Interested in talking? Let me know

loserman67's page activity

Visits<b>noralutter</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 12:00pm<b>StevoKing666</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 8:34pm<b>lndala</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 2:41pm<b>djstiv3</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 1:54pm<b>xbread</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 10:49pm<b>mommy2cassidy</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 8:46am<b>paolino</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 10:06am<b>iWallace</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 2:11am<b>False_Stupidity</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 8:27am<b>vaporstars</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 8:24am<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 8:55am<b>Zach_attack_</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 6:19am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 9:59pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 10:31pm<b>Watermelon2011</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 11:36pm<b>sswagyP</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 11:54pm<b>paramor3</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 4:20pm<b>DaggNabbit</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 4:04pm

Liked!<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 3:59am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 4:31am

loserman67's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

See all of loserman67's badges

loserman67's favorite FMLs

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37592) - you deserved it (5610)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

#17260733
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13757) - you deserved it (35938)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

#16882947
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11543) - you deserved it (57281)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

#14673565
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10508) - you deserved it (44267)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:39pm - love - by jester777 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year old boy. 3 times. FML

#7471
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29560) - you deserved it (4805)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:56am - work - by cplaner (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I am sick with a cold and I go to the most important interview of my life. A giant glob of wet snot comes out of my nose when I am expressing my desire to join their team. FML

#4150
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22969) - you deserved it (1780)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:20pm - work - by Larry - United States (California)

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

#285
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7371) - you deserved it (59377)

On 11/12/2008 at 2:53am - work - by bipbip - Sent from mobile version



Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #12
  • Another month, another bunch of shitposts. Yes, it's time to delve into the postbag and have another look at the weird and wonderful stuff we've been sent by people from all over the world. Hope you…

Tuesday 3 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: