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lord_peach
  • Town/Country : o-town illinois, us of a
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 274
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About lord_peach : i am a freaker creeper : p my birth date is 06 18 1993 not 1969

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Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML

#673025
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I agree, your life sucks (46164) - you deserved it (7677)

On 03/29/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

#145421
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I agree, your life sucks (16296) - you deserved it (48252)

On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

#145421
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16296) - you deserved it (48252)

On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

#142269
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39149) - you deserved it (23600)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:08am - kids - by iailwkrb (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML

#127425
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96661) - you deserved it (4069)

On 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Rich (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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