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by Username / 06/20/2011 at 11:57am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML
by Jenievonteese / 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally get to go home after a 16 day training event in Colorado. The plane has been sitting in the runway for over three hours due to lightning storms and we're not allowed to leave. We've spent more time on the ground waiting than the flight itself would take. FML
by Username / 05/27/2011 at 5:13pm / United States / Transportation
by BCBUDDY / 05/07/2011 at 11:29am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML
by Anon / 05/07/2011 at 2:08am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Intimacy
Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML
by Derps / 05/04/2011 at 5:11am / Denmark (Midtjyllen) / Miscellaneous
by CRH / 05/03/2011 at 11:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm / United States / Animals
by woahitbechels / 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by bobo / 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by ILiveWithMorons / 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 2:05am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous