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by Chicketi / 02/11/2009 at 9:45am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML
by mrb72 / 02/03/2009 at 5:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by buddy / 01/26/2009 at 9:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by horny bastard / 01/16/2009 at 3:34am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML
by Noname / 12/30/2008 at 11:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
- Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about… Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like,… Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that…