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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 February 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4611
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 25 posted

About looloogirl : Hey, I'm LooLooGirl. I love reading FML and MLIA (MLIA is slightly better). I'm a nerd, I play runescape (account name Loo_Loo_Girl) and Dungeons & Dragons and I'm in band (percussion ftw)

The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorn pwn god any day ;D



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TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM CUTE TEACHER ABOUT REMINDING US TO BRING STUFF 4 THE NEXT LESSON . AS A JOKE I CLICKED ON REPLY AND WROTE ABOUT HOW I THINK HE IS SO CUTE AND HANDSOME . RIGHT THEN AND THERE I CLICKED TO GO LOOK AT OTHER MESSAGES . A LITTLE BOX CAME UP...( MESSAGE SENT ) . FML

#6206375
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8658) - you deserved it (57174)

On 11/08/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by mylifereallysuks (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY I FINALLY DECIDED TO GET BACK AT MAH ROOMMATES FIR EATING ALL MAH FOOD. FRST THING THAT KEPT DISAPPEREING WAS MAH WATER SO I DECIDED TO ADD LOTS OF LAXATIVES TO MAH WATER THIS WAY THE FRST PERSON TO GO TO THE BATHROOM NONSTOP WAS THE CULPRIT. I FORGOT I HAD DONE THAT WHEN I DRANK SOME MYSELF. REAL FML

#6185780
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6935) - you deserved it (40346)

On 11/06/2009 at 6:55pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I looool am not allowed to have any of mah candy because of mah sister's wieght problem. FML

Taday I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should give in to peer pressure . While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny . There looool was a wine glass in my hand . FML

#6082159
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6100) - you deserved it (45841)

On 10/31/2009 at 10:30am - health - by alcoholic (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He askd if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

#6068471
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7055) - you deserved it (37775)

On 10/30/2009 at 9:19am - misc - by Coach (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips an decided to wear it on mah wrist. Whilst I was in the shower , I got a shock , thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance an slipped , banging mah head on the faucet. big fat FML

#6050280
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10359) - you deserved it (39855)

On 10/29/2009 at 1:15am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. Tere's a car was tat tey conveniently built rigt outside of tis Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of tis car was, even tinking about te $200 wort of groceries I ad just purcased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

#6022532
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7840) - you deserved it (61876)

On 10/27/2009 at 11:36am - misc - by dave (man) - United States

TODAY, I SAARCHAD MYSALF ON FACABOOK. I HAVA A FAN PAGA MADA BY SOMA GIRL IN WISCONSIN. SHA HAS PICTURAS OF MA ON IT. CAN U SAY STALKAR? FML

#5996462
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34358) - you deserved it (4417)

On 10/25/2009 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, I SAARCHAD MYSALF ON FACABOOK. I HAVA A FAN PAGA MADA BY SOMA GIRL IN WISCONSIN. SHA HAS PICTURAS OF MA ON IT. CAN U SAY STALKAR? FML

#5996462
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34358) - you deserved it (4417)

On 10/25/2009 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to a 'hauntd' theme park, actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to face. I screamd at the top of lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. fat FML

#5987290
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22830) - you deserved it (6568)

On 10/25/2009 at 4:54am - misc - by mack (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... mah cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walkd to the railing next to a man and said... "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the looool man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML

#5981900
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26456) - you deserved it (9690)

On 10/24/2009 at 10:14pm - animals - by RC (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to remind mah roommates of the importance of wereing clothing at all times in the common living area. My roommates are mah parents.

#5957888
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32882) - you deserved it (5624)

On 10/23/2009 at 11:54am - misc - by ihatemylife (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today.. . my old highschool math teacher called me.. . asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend . Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk.. . an declare her eternal love to him . FML

#5957571
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33117) - you deserved it (3910)

On 10/23/2009 at 11:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween . I thought it would be cool to carve mah name, an have it shine through onto the wall behind it . I figured that if I carved mah name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall . My name's Lana an now mah wall says Anal . mega FML

#5954141
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11723) - you deserved it (44156)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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