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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 February 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4596
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 25 posted

About looloogirl : Hey, I'm LooLooGirl. I love reading FML and MLIA (MLIA is slightly better). I'm a nerd, I play runescape (account name Loo_Loo_Girl) and Dungeons & Dragons and I'm in band (percussion ftw)

The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorn pwn god any day ;D



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looloogirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

#7509871
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8153) - you deserved it (34994)

On 01/22/2010 at 10:16pm - kids - by Chan (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML

#7471357
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13827) - you deserved it (28047)

On 01/21/2010 at 9:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

#7436453
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8274) - you deserved it (31409)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by magicalDEATH (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML

#7414991
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25467) - you deserved it (6016)

On 01/18/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by Radioo (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML

#7390490
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5113) - you deserved it (64482)

On 01/17/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by ow (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

#7379683
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33582) - you deserved it (3212)

On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29158) - you deserved it (3826)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

#7278236
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25686) - you deserved it (3095)

On 01/11/2010 at 1:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

#7252509
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9795) - you deserved it (25274)

On 01/10/2010 at 2:59am - misc - by crappygirlfriend (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

Today, my friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing my hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

#7198019
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34347) - you deserved it (2715)

On 01/07/2010 at 11:50am - misc - by TJ (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31097) - you deserved it (8496)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled "WOOHOO." I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML

#7093853
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4406) - you deserved it (52428)

On 01/01/2010 at 11:46pm - misc - by TacoFail (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my stepdad did a crap in the shape of the number 2, took a picture of it and showed it to all my friends at my party, while we were eating. FML

#7077814
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30487) - you deserved it (3629)

On 01/01/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Moosh - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

#7059042
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38076) - you deserved it (17689)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)



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