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lonkite101
  • Town/Country : Peru, NY,, USAAA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 February 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 680
  • Number of comments : 339
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About lonkite101 : Left FML since 2011. Was here since the beginning. Starting up again! Frequent Commenter.

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Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML

#19997949
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I agree, your life sucks (23843) - you deserved it (2436)

On 08/02/2012 at 4:11am - love - by Kelly - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21729) - you deserved it (1327)

On 06/23/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Melinie - United States



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