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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 269
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lonewolf6613 : I'm opinionated and defend other people's opinions even if I don't agree with them. I'm nice to people who are nice to me. I'm also a bitch to people who are bitchy to me. I don't mind small corrections but no grammar nazi's! If you nag me I will send replies with nothing but mistakes! :) I'm evil like that.

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Today , boyfriend posted a screensot from a porno on Facebook , cuz te girl in it looked freakisly similar to me. My dad commented , asking 4 a link to te video. mega FML


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On 07/22/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today... my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML


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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I finally unfriendd my roommate's mom on Facebook after months of her commenting on my wall multiple times a day and basically stalking me . After discovering this , she drove to our apartment to demand through hysterical teres looool that my roommate move out because I can't be trustd . FML

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about aving a boyfriend. I askd er, ( Did e take is sirt off? ) Se promptly said no. A few minutes later, se said, ( But e did take is pants off. ) I ten askedy. Se said, ( To sow me is penis. ) FML


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On 06/23/2013 at 7:36pm - kids - by joe - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah boyfriend found an empty snail shell. I tried messing with him by saying the snail had turned into a slug, like caterpillars turn into butterflies. He quickly replied, ( Yeah I know. I'm a tard, babe. ) and said he'd been taught all that and more back in school. What the hell? FML


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On 06/22/2013 at 3:28pm - misc - by our kids will be derps (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walkd in on mah grandma playing with herself. Every time I close mah eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. mega FML


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On 06/21/2013 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

yesterday I learned that the money I work hard for on YouTube has been transferred to the wrong person's banking account. That person is mah ex-grlfriend. FML


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On 06/18/2013 at 2:35am - money - by Broccolliboyy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Yesterday, I started my new job as a cashier fir a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine fir a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee". I'm the only woman working there. FML


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On 06/17/2013 at 8:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend,hen he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog . Now he won't stop patting my head an saying, ( Who's a good grl?! ) FML


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On 06/15/2013 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by woof woof?? (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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