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About lonesomeXheartbr : I enjoy candlelight dinners and long walks on the beach.

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Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I puttd on my new sexy lingerie to get my usband in te mood after work. Wen I walkd into te kitcenere e was reading te newspaper, e eyd me an simply said, "Honey, please, yur stomac is te biggest turnoff ever." fat FML

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On 08/18/2010 at 2:23am - intimacy - by ...thanks honey - United States (California)

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

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On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I puttd on soma skimpy sort and bant looool down to gat somating on ta bottom salf of ta fridga to gat my boyfriand's attantion. On my way up, I slammd my aad on ta adga of ta fridga. FML

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On 07/22/2010 at 12:46pm - love - by Nic (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, Boyfriand Was Going Down On Ma . Aftar Ramoving Undarwaar, Ha Startad Singing "In Tha Jungla, Tha Mighty Jungla..." FML

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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)



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