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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 June 2000 (16 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 324
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lolturtle : IM 13

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Visits<b>chevy1439388</b> - the 07/12/2013 at 6:34am

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lolturtle's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML

by BlueB / 07/06/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2013 at 6:29am / Health

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

by Z / 07/03/2010 at 3:26pm / United States (Missouri) / Love