loloalltheway

Search for a member

loloalltheway

68Fucked!

loloalltheway
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2138
  • Number of comments : 217
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About loloalltheway : A struggling student who loves to go to the gym.

"it doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on, it takes a lot of strength to let go"
- J.C. Watts

loloalltheway's page activity

Visits<b>joco4</b> - 16 hours ago<b>PsychoBoulevard</b> - the 12/07/2016 at 12:39am<b>ashby_nail</b> - the 11/23/2016 at 7:56am<b>fragmen52</b> - the 11/21/2016 at 6:23am<b>helloimkylieee</b> - the 10/23/2016 at 11:50pm<b>hackint0sh1</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 2:57pm<b>Parkourlife20</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 2:20am<b>LeahBeeMee</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 7:49pm<b>16416</b> - the 09/16/2016 at 10:21pm<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 9:25am<b>MitchRapp</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 2:44am<b>dont4get2wipe</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 1:42pm<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 4:45am<b>absmith</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 2:15am<b>Tomato_Cheese</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 1:47am<b>ILoveMyDogs420</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 4:01pm<b>paigexox0</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 4:29am<b>ACSthebeast</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 3:04am

Fucked!<b>joco4</b> - 10 hours ago<b>LeahBeeMee</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 1:49am<b>stickpage13</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 10:05am<b>ashby_nail</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 6:18am<b>camoMS</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 3:38am<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 1:25pm<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 10:06pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 5:10am<b>l4urenz</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 5:16pm<b>grigri75</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 12:42pm<b>weedle99</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 7:10pm<b>Contiinuous</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 6:07pm<b>jackthekeeper</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 8:42am<b>hi_im_ughlee</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 12:53am<b>Lukeeeeee</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 6:08pm<b>THEDUDE1553566</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 5:38am<b>kirstyfunnybunny</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 11:36pm<b>zuvi9</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 6:14am

loloalltheway's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of loloalltheway's badges

loloalltheway's favorite FMLs

Today, my classmate said I looked better without makeup. Well, her exact words were, "You look like less of a whore without makeup." FML

by jesspacheco27 / 12/15/2014 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my cat let out the biggest moan I have ever heard, while we were both in the living room. My dad heard and accused me of watching porn. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2014 at 11:07am / Australia / Animals

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

by hh / 12/05/2014 at 4:13pm / United States (South Dakota) / Love

Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2013 at 2:33pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and after a tearful confession, found out that for most of my engagement to my husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2013 at 1:35pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store. I came around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out. FML

by notarobber / 05/15/2013 at 3:20am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, a man attempted to sue my business for giving him food poisoning. I make soap. When I called the cops on him for disturbing the peace, I was told, "Maybe next time you'll put 'not edible' on your label." FML

by Anonymous / 03/26/2013 at 8:10pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML

by missedfistbump / 03/20/2013 at 10:31am / United States / Work

Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML

by Too manly / 03/20/2013 at 12:54am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML

by PeeLeg / 03/11/2013 at 3:43am / Miscellaneous

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

by assoutofuandme / 02/14/2013 at 2:39am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

by picasso / 02/05/2013 at 8:09am / United States / Work

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML

by guessnot / 02/03/2013 at 9:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML

by no sleep for me / 01/08/2013 at 2:44am / Miscellaneous

Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML

by idiot / 01/04/2013 at 5:13am / Sweden / Health