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Today, I ran into my favorite teacher from high school, the one that really inspired me to become one myself. I told her that I'm in my last year of college preparing to become a teacher, to which she replied, "Wow, they really are letting anyone have a crack at being a teacher these days." FML

#21067542
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44886) - you deserved it (4687)

On 02/21/2014 at 11:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received a response to my perfectly straightforward online dating profile: "How about changing a dirty diaper, mommy?" FML

#21067330
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40102) - you deserved it (5699)

On 02/21/2014 at 3:04am - intimacy - by sadlysingle (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was let go from work because they need "younger people". I'm 19 and I work at a flower market. FML

#21067284
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39880) - you deserved it (2954)

On 02/21/2014 at 2:02am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, at my therapy appointment, I was spilling my guts to my therapist. When I'd finished, to get rid of the awkward silence, I asked, "I'm not crazy, right?" His response was, "That's bit of a loaded question." FML

#21066990
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36814) - you deserved it (5590)

On 02/20/2014 at 9:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

#329882
457 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29286) - you deserved it (304620)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

#145421
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19652) - you deserved it (52783)

On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

#3930
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7627) - you deserved it (27716)

On 01/30/2009 at 11:08pm - animals - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)



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