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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 351
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lolo717 : Computer Engineering @ Iowa State University ✌️. Follow me on Instagram @llillis.

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Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60292) - you deserved it (4127)

On 06/28/2013 at 8:23am - love - by confusedandnowsingle (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML


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On 06/27/2013 at 11:17am - misc - by Guntherdog - United States

Today, I again had to quietly sneak in through my bedroom window. I don't live with my parents. I go through my window because my cat thinks everyone who walks in through the door at night is a burglar or something and attacks them. FML


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On 06/21/2013 at 10:28am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML


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On 06/20/2013 at 1:49am - misc - by ohmygod (man) - United States

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML


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On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML


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On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML


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On 01/08/2013 at 12:45pm - work - by whateven (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25718) - you deserved it (5341)

On 12/17/2009 at 9:32am - animals - by gettingacat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I am kind of scared of heights so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke and fell down and I fell along with it. My boyfriend said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML


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On 07/01/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by sydsophnova (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching TV when the Jim Beam commercial came on with the hot girl saying how she likes her men fat and hairy. My mom walked in and said, "See honey, you still have a chance." FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by LonelyInLA (man) - United States (California)

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