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by confusedandnowsingle / 06/28/2013 at 8:23am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Love
by Guntherdog / 06/27/2013 at 11:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I again had to quietly sneak in through my bedroom window. I don't live with my parents. I go through my window because my cat thinks everyone who walks in through the door at night is a burglar or something and attacks them. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2013 at 10:28am / United States / Animals
by ohmygod / 06/20/2013 at 1:49am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML
by Samprib / 06/01/2013 at 1:09am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Experience / 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by whateven / 01/08/2013 at 12:45pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML
by gettingacat / 12/17/2009 at 9:32am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I am kind of scared of heights so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke and fell down and I fell along with it. My boyfriend said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
by sydsophnova / 07/01/2009 at 11:36pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by LonelyInLA / 02/16/2009 at 4:45pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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