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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Noname / 03/17/2009 at 6:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "how did you intercept the poo before it got submerged in water?". She yelled from the other room, "you know that little plate with the red stripe". I was eating off of it. FML
by imfullthanks / 03/14/2009 at 7:06pm / Norway (Oslo) / Health
by Noname / 03/14/2009 at 2:22pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to give me a "hickey" with a vacuum cleaner while I was passed out drunk. Not only do I have to try and explain this to my girlfriend, but we're meeting her parents for lunch this afternoon. FML
by hoovered / 03/04/2009 at 11:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML
by Scottrick / 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I talked to my boss about the fact that I have been diagnosed as bipolar and I am having a really hard time with it. He told me to look on the bright side, now that I'm crazy I will never have to do Jury Duty. FML
by crazymuch / 02/01/2009 at 1:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML
by Jack / 02/01/2009 at 3:54am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by buddy / 01/26/2009 at 9:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML
by Sally / 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, when I left the restaurant, the very handsome waiter whom I had been trying to tune all night says to me, in front of everyone "But why did you write your number on the table with hearts next to it? You know, I won't call you!" FML
by Black / 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm / Lebanon (Beqaa) / Intimacy
- Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my… Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I… Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make…