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by Pontiacman92 / 08/29/2013 at 3:07am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Miami6and3 / 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML
by gavinbanks / 07/21/2013 at 6:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
by Kat_Styles / 07/19/2013 at 4:51am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by needsnewshorts / 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by yayme. / 07/11/2013 at 6:26pm / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/11/2013 at 3:09pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by vet1 / 07/11/2013 at 11:18am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Work
Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2013 at 10:24am / United States / Intimacy
by Wtf / 07/10/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by hamburger / 07/06/2013 at 5:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/22/2013 at 2:39am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh / 06/21/2013 at 5:00pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
by No money, mo' problems / 06/18/2013 at 6:01pm / United States / Money
- Today, I finished cat sitting for a week. Normally, I would be okay with not getting paid. However,… Today my dog left a present for me at the top of the stairs. I didn't turn on the lights when I was… Today, in an elaborate prank, my friend started a small fire in my yard. I tried to put it out and…