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lollypop30001

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  • Number of visits : 567
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About lollypop30001 : I am fun loving person that loves to help people. I am married to my best friend Bj.

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lollypop30001's favorite FMLs

Today, while on a cruise that I paid for, I was forced to babysit my 5 bratty nieces while my sister and her deadbeat boyfriend relaxed in the kid free zone. FML

#21436048
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24214) - you deserved it (4584)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, and pretty much every day, my co-worker takes off her shoes while working. The smell of her feet makes me dizzy. I don't know if she's oblivious to the fact that her feet stink, or she just doesn't care. It's affecting the quality of my work. FML

#21384560
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26594) - you deserved it (2778)

On 03/31/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML

#21382482
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26885) - you deserved it (4098)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:09pm - misc - by anon - United States (California)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43338) - you deserved it (19618)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home, I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos for sure, and his newborn baby is adorable. FML

#21207995
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57872) - you deserved it (4895)

On 07/13/2014 at 2:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65669) - you deserved it (32879)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)



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