Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (13 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 81
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lolhailsatan : the roof is not my son, but I will raise it

lolhailsatan's page activity

Visits<b>karatekid17022</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 11:37pm<b>PePziNL</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 9:10pm<b>ljrdz</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 1:58pm<b>PrimeEvilTahir</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 6:42am<b>clairesucks</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 6:39am<b>sarkycow</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 2:31am<b>IamHercules</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 2:24am<b>nicolemf4</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 1:11am<b>Stormcloak</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 12:52am<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 12:51am<b>TwoXMike</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 12:24am<b>wheresmymary</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 12:09am<b>mariannezr</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 12:00am<b>Ichiya</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 11:59pm<b>Violet_Embers95</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 11:42pm<b>marcranger</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 11:20pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 8:16pm<b>bazookajoey</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 7:27pm

lolhailsatan's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of lolhailsatan's badges

lolhailsatan's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to impress my boyfriend by slowly backing up and biting my lip to get him to come closer and kiss me. I ended up smacking the back of my head against a brick wall. FML

Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #12
  • Another month, another bunch of shitposts. Yes, it's time to delve into the postbag and have another look at the weird and wonderful stuff we've been sent by people from all over the world. Hope you…

Tuesday 3 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: