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About lolhailsatan : the roof is not my son, but I will raise it

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Today, my coworker brought her 3-year-old son to work with her. When introducing him to me, she dropped her bag and bent over to pick it up, knocking him over with her butt in the process. When she stood up, she noticed he was sitting on the ground crying. She then accused me of pushing him over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17601) - you deserved it (964)

On 11/23/2015 at 10:34pm - work - by Notakidpusher - United States (California)

Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40079) - you deserved it (5177)

On 04/18/2015 at 3:01am - kids - by Anonymus (woman) - Sweden

Today, I tried to impress my boyfriend by slowly backing up and biting my lip to get him to come closer and kiss me. I ended up smacking the back of my head against a brick wall. FML

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