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About lolhailsatan : the roof is not my son, but I will raise it

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Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35824) - you deserved it (4608)

On 04/18/2015 at 3:01am - kids - by Anonymus (woman) - Sweden

Today, I tried to impress my boyfriend by slowly backing up and biting my lip to get him to come closer and kiss me. I ended up smacking the back of my head against a brick wall. FML

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