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lolfood's favorite FMLs

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60522) - you deserved it (4945)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24782) - you deserved it (4966)

On 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by achtung - United States (Connecticut)

Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15053) - you deserved it (3858)

On 01/17/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by EpicFail - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22737) - you deserved it (2441)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)

Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33107) - you deserved it (2740)

On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML


I agree, your life sucks (22482) - you deserved it (6806)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a transatlantic flight, ear plugs in my ears. The steward walked past with a plastic bag. I threw my litter into it and didn't immediately understand why he said, "Very funny, sir." It wasn't a bin bag, he was collecting for Unicef. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19348) - you deserved it (8807)

On 12/06/2008 at 10:49pm - misc - by greg76 - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49644) - you deserved it (4135)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

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