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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4412
  • Number of comments : 419
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 59 posted

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lolfood's favorite FMLs

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20143) - you deserved it (34245)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

#6093
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60599) - you deserved it (4954)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

#4944
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27224) - you deserved it (5269)

On 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by achtung - United States (Connecticut)

Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML

#1446
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15143) - you deserved it (3870)

On 01/17/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by EpicFail - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22829) - you deserved it (2448)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)

Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML

#1021
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33741) - you deserved it (2801)

On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22574) - you deserved it (6813)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a transatlantic flight, ear plugs in my ears. The steward walked past with a plastic bag. I threw my litter into it and didn't immediately understand why he said, "Very funny, sir." It wasn't a bin bag, he was collecting for Unicef. FML

#461
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20033) - you deserved it (8977)

On 12/06/2008 at 10:49pm - misc - by greg76 - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

#233
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49756) - you deserved it (4144)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)



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