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by Brie / 09/05/2011 at 9:00am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 6:59am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Miscellaneous
Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
by wags34 / 08/22/2011 at 10:57am / United States (Arkansas) / Animals
by Stevie / 08/16/2011 at 2:52am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by fmylife7721 / 07/03/2011 at 1:51am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 10:00am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
by Johntheladdo / 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 02/24/2011 at 3:56am / United States (California) / Health
by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy
by 123roomielover / 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by neverhavingkids / 01/20/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (California) / Geek
Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
by screwed / 12/22/2010 at 12:56pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to sit on the ground next to my crush at our college's free concert. Just as I took the final step toward him, somone ran into me causing me to trip and kick him in the crotch. He had to go to the emergency room. FML
by Anonymous / 10/02/2010 at 12:04am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by uselessdad / 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm / Singapore / Kids
- Today, I’m a trainee who recently arrived in a prestigious company. My boss walked in on me sorting… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me…