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lmc94
  • Town/Country : Argentine
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 January 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44124) - you deserved it (8911)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

#14934394
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20336) - you deserved it (2748)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (5157)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (5157)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (5157)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (5157)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (5157)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (5157)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (5157)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (5157)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (5157)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (5157)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (5157)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (5157)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (5157)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -



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