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  • Title : Miss
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About lizard96 : welcome reader! my name is liz and im just a regular fun loving down to earth girl. I have the most amazing son in the world and dont care what anybody says. im a junior in high school and plan on attending nursing school after graduation. currently in a relationship with the best bf and quite happy I love meeting new people so hmu. I never judge and will be honest with you :-) my snapchat is lizzy0114

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