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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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