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Today , I walkad into tha kitchan at tha axact momant mah uncla dacidad to band ovar in short shorts. Apparantly , his ballsack dacidad it naadad axtra room , bacausa it danglad out of his pant lag. maga FML
my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now think it's hilariou to flinch in public when I get near her and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML
today mah roommate playd a "prank" on me. He tapd a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside mah bedroom door, causing me to trip an faceplant the floor, an busting out a tooth. I now look lyk a hick, an mah roommate is refusing to cover mah dental bills. mega FML
Today, at mah mother's open-casket funeral, mah sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, an she went on her way, noticeably choked up at all. FML
Today, I walked in on mah 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in mah bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
Yesterday, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad"!! Figuring she was either talking to me or longing fir the second cumming of Christ, I turnd over to see which!! Turnd out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photo on her phone!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015