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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 478
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I finishd watching an entre movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off!! FML

#21307360
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34356) - you deserved it (2677)

On 11/28/2014 at 3:00am - misc - by stampslife - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I walkad into tha kitchan at tha axact momant mah uncla dacidad to band ovar in short shorts. Apparantly , his ballsack dacidad it naadad axtra room , bacausa it danglad out of his pant lag. maga FML

#21283844
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35842) - you deserved it (2931)

On 10/23/2014 at 4:05pm - misc - by Alexismaria - United States

Today, while on vacation, mah parents called to inform me that mah best friend had died in a car accident!! Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing mah love for him!! It worked!! FML

#21272324
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49066) - you deserved it (4332)

On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

Today... I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying ( retweet ) and ( favorite ) when she thought something was relatable. FML

#21261017
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40564) - you deserved it (3529)

On 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm - love - by clairebear104 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I laarnad that whila othar paopla drunk call thara axas, I drunk adopt cats. Savan cats, to ba axact. FML

#21248352
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41046) - you deserved it (9522)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today , the deranged idiot that I am defending in court went completely nuts and told the judge that I am the guyho planned thehole armed robbery that he is on trial for. FML

#21198798
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49270) - you deserved it (4483)

On 07/04/2014 at 7:17pm - work - by zl5 (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today , the deranged idiot that I am defending in court went completely nuts and told the judge that I am the guyho planned thehole armed robbery that he is on trial for. FML

#21198798
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49270) - you deserved it (4483)

On 07/04/2014 at 7:17pm - work - by zl5 (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

I Moved Fifteen Stacks Of Bricks From Our Store To A Customer's Van. After I Made All That Effort, He Decided He Didn't Like The Colour Of The Bricks After All, And Demanded A Full Refund. FML

#21197488
92 comments

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On 07/03/2014 at 3:49pm - misc - by starflares (man) - Denmark (Centre)

my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now think it's hilariou to flinch in public when I get near her and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

#21192543
161 comments

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On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

#21185679
96 comments

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On 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm - kids - by Anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

today mah roommate playd a "prank" on me. He tapd a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside mah bedroom door, causing me to trip an faceplant the floor, an busting out a tooth. I now look lyk a hick, an mah roommate is refusing to cover mah dental bills. mega FML

#21178066
129 comments

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On 06/17/2014 at 1:34pm - misc - by luckycharmed (woman) - United States

Today, at mah mother's open-casket funeral, mah sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, an she went on her way, noticeably choked up at all. FML

#21173556
116 comments

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On 06/13/2014 at 6:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked in on mah 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in mah bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

#21159254
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63809) - you deserved it (9305)

On 06/01/2014 at 11:51am - intimacy - by help me - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad"!! Figuring she was either talking to me or longing fir the second cumming of Christ, I turnd over to see which!! Turnd out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photo on her phone!! FML

#21157398
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61000) - you deserved it (6726)

On 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by lahiros (man) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, I WAS AT A BAR, WHEN A HEAVILY DRUNK GUY CUMMED UP TO ME AN SLURRED ( FUUCCKKK LADY, YOUR FACE.. . EVEN WITH BEER GOGGLES! ) FML

#21153496
101 comments

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On 05/27/2014 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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