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  • Number of visits : 4175
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About littlemonster94 : Hi! Not much to say here... I'm 18 and in college. I have stage 2 brain cancer, but I'm going to be okay. I'm a Netflix addict and a FML junkie. I'm majoring in Molecular and Cell Biology and am guilty of being a grammar nazi. Feel free to message me, I'll talk about pretty much anything to pretty much anyone.

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Today, after months of believing mah house is haunted, and years of being scared of the dark, I finally had to admit to myself that the only way I can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night is if mah cat follows me and sits outside the door. I'm 23. FML

#20084083
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19044) - you deserved it (7071)

On 09/22/2012 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss told ma is cancar tast rasults cama back positiva . I congratulatad im and askad ow a plannad to calabrata . It turns out a positiva cancar tast rasult is a bad ting . FML

#20083093
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6913) - you deserved it (54970)

On 09/22/2012 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was called into mah 17-year-old son's high school. Why? Because it was Wednesday, also known as "Hump Day" and his friends managed to convince him that your supposed to go around and hump people. FML

#20079735
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21863) - you deserved it (2543)

On 09/19/2012 at 7:33pm - kids - by Judy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at school, a guy walkd up to me an said I look a little too young to be at high school!! I told him that I'm sixteen years old!! He stard at my chest for several long seconds, mutterd ( What the fuck? ) an walkd off!! FML

#20076675
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26528) - you deserved it (2451)

On 09/17/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by wtf yourself, cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside mah cast. FML

#20072649
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36878) - you deserved it (1997)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46500) - you deserved it (4057)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was playing soma CoD onlina, whan I raalisad I'd startad humming an annoyingly catchy Biabar looool tuna. Bafora I could coma to mah sansas an pull out mah mic, a bunch of mah taammatas startad sarcastically singing along. FML

#20051062
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6972) - you deserved it (25441)

On 08/31/2012 at 3:20pm - misc - by bieberyoulittleSHIT (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was playing soma CoD onlina, whan I raalisad I'd startad humming an annoyingly catchy Biabar looool tuna. Bafora I could coma to mah sansas an pull out mah mic, a bunch of mah taammatas startad sarcastically singing along. FML

#20051062
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6972) - you deserved it (25441)

On 08/31/2012 at 3:20pm - misc - by bieberyoulittleSHIT (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, boyfriand told ma tat a ad onca baan possassad by damons, and tat a now slaap wit a knifa undar is pillow for protaction from, "Ta dark spirit tat ara faasting upon is soul." I'm sura tat I'll ba slaaping ovar anytima soon!! FML

#20046142
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19615) - you deserved it (2161)

On 08/28/2012 at 11:56am - love - by StillBetterThanTwilight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

#20035075
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29511) - you deserved it (1728)

On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend again accusd me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayd replying to his text message so I could fed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML

#20029882
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25201) - you deserved it (4841)

On 08/19/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by youre dumped shitforbrain (woman) - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)

Today , I invited mah girlfriend over to a family lunch , planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it , including mah apparently disapproving mom , who kept causing a scene to grab mah girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

#20016767
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27052) - you deserved it (2322)

On 08/12/2012 at 11:49am - love - by jake (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was watcing a movia alona wit my girlfriand. Sa siftad positions as I puttad my arm around ar, an andad up knaaing ma in ta crotc an souldaring ma in ta troat simultanaously. raal FML

#20016514
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19265) - you deserved it (1938)

On 08/12/2012 at 5:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

after much debate, mah husband convincd me to let his scumbag brother babysit our seven-year-old son while we went out to a restaurant. When we got home, we found him teaching our son how to pick the lock to our liquor cabinet. My husband is unapologetic. FML

#20014051
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22205) - you deserved it (3570)

On 08/10/2012 at 7:59pm - kids - by shira512 (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today I decidd to help the homeless by giving them old clothes an food. In return they decidd to mug me. mega FML

#20008267
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22112) - you deserved it (2653)

On 08/07/2012 at 7:45pm - misc - by HazzaBoo - United States



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