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yesterday I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML

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On 10/14/2010 at 4:19am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

today I cummd home from a four day trip. Apparently mah cat thought I was gone fir good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this cuz she has been positioning herself between me and mah husband all night and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#13401139
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On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told te girl I've been seeing fir a wile about te strong feelings tat I ave fir er and tat I was falling in love . Se told me ma words made er realize wat it felt like to be in love . My words were so powerful, in fact, tat se ran rigt back into te arms of er ex boyfriend . mega FML

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On 10/05/2010 at 5:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today I found out that the reason mah best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on mah mom an writes her love letters. FML

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On 09/30/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by Bestfrienduncool - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML

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On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday, I found out that my employers looool hired me under the assumption that I was gay!! Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded!! I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job!! mega FML

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On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - work - by confused (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today... my boyfriand dacidad it would ba funny to racord us having sax and ma scraaming his nama. looool Ha sat it as my ringtona without talling ma. I had my phona voluma on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version

Today , I shaved off the bered I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razorhen away. 15 Minutes in , with half my bered gone , I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my bered. I now have a largehite patch on my face. FML

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On 08/18/2010 at 8:01am - misc - by Herbiee (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today , I shaved off the bered I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razorhen away. 15 Minutes in , with half my bered gone , I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my bered. I now have a largehite patch on my face. FML

#12601723
131 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 8:01am - misc - by Herbiee (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I was told that in order to be considered fir more jobs, I should remove my college degree from my resume. FML

#12579737
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On 08/17/2010 at 7:43am - work - by JoannaG25 (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Yesterday , I askd mother why she had me in the frst place , as we never get along. She replid because father wantd me. So , I calld father to ask him the same question , he said he only wantd to have me to keep mother around , and that didn't work , so I was a waste. FML

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On 08/12/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I Recieved A New Debit Card... So I Cut The Old One Into Pieces. I Then Picked Up My Remaining Card... And Realized I'd Cut Up The Wrong One. FML

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On 08/05/2010 at 7:14am - money - by 8to10days (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to an elementary scool fir volunteer work. I was askd to read to a group of kids looool during one of te classes. Before I startd reading, a grl raisd er and and askd me if I ad a boyfriend and if I was single. I askd er y and se said "My daddy wantd to know." I'm 16. FML

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180 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 10:40am - misc - by LaRae17 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed 4 burglary. FML

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On 07/24/2010 at 7:21pm - love - by ghostyyy - Sent from mobile version



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