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Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML


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On 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by fluke - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML


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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML


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On 07/21/2011 at 7:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML


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On 05/11/2011 at 5:17pm - health - by pigeons_suck (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML


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On 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML


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On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML


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On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML


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