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by fluke / 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by assante2010 / 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML
by Anonymous / 07/21/2011 at 7:46pm / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML
by pigeons_suck / 05/11/2011 at 5:17pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML
by owies :( / 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by Albert06 / 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm / France / Love
Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML
by hickey / 02/05/2010 at 5:35am / United States (Florida) / Love
- Today my fiancee and I were having sex, it was lovely and we both were really into it. I decided to… Today, I had dinner at my boyfriend's parents' house for the first time. I used the bathroom, and… Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck…