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  • Number of visits : 2600
  • Number of comments : 267
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About littlem91 : I'm somewhere in England. It rains a lot.

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Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

#17780455
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10642) - you deserved it (40481)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by fluke - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52278) - you deserved it (6211)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML

#17207646
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29000) - you deserved it (14661)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML

#16131734
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30457) - you deserved it (2601)

On 05/11/2011 at 5:17pm - health - by pigeons_suck (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML

#15733028
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27222) - you deserved it (7820)

On 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML

#15581627
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9327) - you deserved it (68777)

On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (114112) - you deserved it (6867) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10291) - you deserved it (57589)

On 02/05/2010 at 5:35am - love - by hickey (woman) - United States (Florida)



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