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littlekellilee
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 November 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 1174
  • Number of comments : 212
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About littlekellilee : I'm just a girl who likes to laugh. I think I'm generally a nice person, though you can decide that for yourself if you'd like. And my picture is of me racing a child's toy, though I was the only one in the race. I was just warming up my liking for small cars, because I ended up buying a smart car. I love football, video games, cars, pink, and most fuzzy things in the world.

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Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML

Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55871) - you deserved it (2830)

On 11/04/2013 at 12:45am - intimacy - by TheTruthofWomen (woman) - United States

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

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On 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm - love - by wife of a shithead (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35986) - you deserved it (22605)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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