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  • Town/Country : ephrata, Pennsylvania
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 48
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55473) - you deserved it (18777)

On 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I woke up finding out I had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything, aparently I talked through out my dream, she was right next to me listening. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27637) - you deserved it (5059)

On 10/03/2010 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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