About lisslyi : 22 years young. Boston.
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Today, my cousin got hired after six days of job-hunting. I graduated from university six months ago and haven't even scored a single interview; he's a deadbeat junkie who just got out of prison after doing time for armed robbery. FML
by / 10/24/2015 at 11:39pm / United States / Work
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
by Anonymous / 07/03/2015 at 4:51pm / United States / Kids
by bradix1186 / 02/21/2015 at 1:00pm / Philippines (North Cotabato) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/20/2014 at 5:42pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Kids
Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML
by Operation Yewtree here I come / 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
by Anonymous / 08/25/2014 at 1:44am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
by Anonymous / 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by embarrassed girl / 06/07/2014 at 1:40am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by wow / 05/28/2014 at 7:08pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, at work I had to explain to a client that male dogs can wear red collars and it doesn't make them "gay". The client then got angry and stormed out of the store, causing me to get written up. FML
by Holyguacamoly / 05/27/2014 at 7:15am / Iceland / Animals
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
by Anonymous / 05/23/2014 at 6:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by not gay in AL / 05/11/2014 at 1:57pm / United States / Love
Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
by Foreveralone17362562 / 04/15/2014 at 10:18pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/24/2014 at 4:28pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
- Today, I got a DNA test done on my son. The good news? We share DNA, so he's mine. The bad news? My… Today, I had to go pee at a train station. I noticed that you could pay the €0,70 maintenance fee… Today I received a phone call for a reservation (I'm a B&B owner) for 12 firefighters (he said they…