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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 826
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

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lisaroxmysoxx's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML


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On 08/18/2014 at 10:59pm - work - by sorrynotsorry (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52060) - you deserved it (5159)

On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML


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On 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML


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On 12/03/2013 at 9:03pm - health - by supras (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML


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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

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