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lisamarcella

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lisamarcella

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 100
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lisamarcella : I'm seventeen, spend far too much time online, and read for the rest. You can imagine how my social life looks.

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Visits<b>nicolai44</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 6:33am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 5:04pm<b>SebastianXS</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 4:31pm<b>okicas1</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 9:59am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 4:35am<b>Shamp0wa</b> - the 10/20/2013 at 9:23am<b>ralphs81</b> - the 10/13/2013 at 3:51pm<b>salamander461</b> - the 09/23/2013 at 12:35am<b>mazdatuner09</b> - the 09/16/2013 at 6:52pm<b>je83185</b> - the 09/14/2013 at 10:24am<b>johnnybandana</b> - the 08/31/2013 at 1:56am<b>sCrEaMiNgToAsT</b> - the 08/30/2013 at 3:16am<b>myeviltwin</b> - the 08/29/2013 at 8:25pm<b>SadMansSandwich</b> - the 08/29/2013 at 2:42pm<b>Spartancjm</b> - the 08/29/2013 at 1:47pm<b>FrankHotpants</b> - the 08/29/2013 at 1:36pm<b>Cristian89</b> - the 08/29/2013 at 1:16pm<b>favone123</b> - the 08/29/2013 at 12:58pm

Fucked!<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 11:04pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 10:35am

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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lisamarcella's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

#20972170
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31202) - you deserved it (14793)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML

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53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40305) - you deserved it (2770)

On 08/20/2013 at 4:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)



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