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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 93
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lisamarcella : I'm seventeen, spend far too much time online, and read for the rest. You can imagine how my social life looks.

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Today , I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of mah foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around , wondering wat mah life would've been like if mah parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven , long-lost ghostly foreskin? mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (31168) - you deserved it (14771)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today.. . on te train.. . I was sitting next to a omeless man . As we left te train e sook ma and and was seemingly on is way . Tat was until e caugt me greeting ma boyfriend.. . to wic e decided to tell te romantic story of ow e murdered a man fir "getting too close to is woman."


I agree, your life sucks (40280) - you deserved it (2765)

On 08/20/2013 at 4:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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