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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 April 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 151
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lisamarcella : I'm seventeen, spend far too much time online, and read for the rest. You can imagine how my social life looks.

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Fucked!<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 11:04pm

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.


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lisamarcella's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

by MissYouPieceOfSkin / 11/27/2013 at 3:44am / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML

by Anonymous / 08/20/2013 at 4:38am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Transportation