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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1935 (78 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, while mowing, I found a baby bunny and took a picture of it. 20 minutes later, I accidentally ran over said bunny with the mower. FML

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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On 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm - misc - by loganHchrist - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

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On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML

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On 10/04/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by vcarder (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML

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70 comments

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On 09/28/2013 at 6:53am - misc - by blackcat37 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

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106 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML

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178 comments

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On 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

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On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked "who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door: "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML

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On 08/30/2013 at 1:24pm - kids - by thanks, dad... (woman) - Romania (Maramures)

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML

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Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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On 08/08/2013 at 12:43am - misc - by AnnoyedByFriends -

Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML

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On 07/28/2013 at 12:28am - animals - by mishyb (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

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On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)



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