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lincolnick4

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2861
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lincolnick4 : nothing to say about myself really.

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lincolnick4's favorite FMLs

Today, I was ordering some clothes from Abercrombie online and I went to measure my bust to check what size I am in American. I got my measurement, checked what size it would be and the size of my bust was not even listed on the website. Great. Now even Abercrombie thinks I have small tits. FML

#1684476
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47013) - you deserved it (8422)

On 05/06/2009 at 3:40am - misc - by frankie034 (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

#1308807
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22528) - you deserved it (59220)

On 04/25/2009 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a friends trampoline trying to convince my mom trampolines are safe and I should get one. While telling her I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

#1124762
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40284) - you deserved it (31990)

On 04/19/2009 at 5:44pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

#1002619
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79848) - you deserved it (6578)

On 04/15/2009 at 8:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I asked my boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be. I was third. My mom was second. FML

#710815
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97478) - you deserved it (16089)

On 03/30/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by lucky (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, me and my girlfriend went to the club. The song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce came on; the DJ came on the mic and said "Single ladies raise your hands!" My girlfriend raised her hand. FML

#654050
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62039) - you deserved it (6739)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:40pm - love - by dumpedattheclub (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

#597085
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37857) - you deserved it (82879)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

#133145
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14336) - you deserved it (66645)

On 02/25/2009 at 1:41pm - work - by foolishgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

#36168
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36440) - you deserved it (18389)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

#30994
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43184) - you deserved it (10991)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by skipper - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML

#16441
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46988) - you deserved it (8219)

On 02/09/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

#1314
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23343) - you deserved it (5355)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML

#329
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27580) - you deserved it (18902)

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