About lincolnick4 : nothing to say about myself really.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
lincolnick4's favorite FMLs
Today, I was ordering some clothes from Abercrombie online and I went to measure my bust to check what size I am in American. I got my measurement, checked what size it would be and the size of my bust was not even listed on the website. Great. Now even Abercrombie thinks I have small tits. FML
by frankie034 / 05/06/2009 at 3:40am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2009 at 12:13am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
by Anonymous / 04/20/2009 at 1:55pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, I was on a friends trampoline trying to convince my mom trampolines are safe and I should get one. While telling her I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2009 at 5:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
by Anonymous / 04/15/2009 at 8:13pm / United States (Utah) / Love
by lucky / 03/30/2009 at 8:39pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by dumpedattheclub / 03/27/2009 at 11:40pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
by nomorebeard / 03/25/2009 at 10:13am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
by foolishgirl / 02/25/2009 at 1:41pm / United States (New York) / Work
by fmlfmboyfriendah / 02/13/2009 at 9:37am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by skipper / 02/12/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by oops / 02/09/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by blegh / 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm / Switzerland (Ticino) / Miscellaneous
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