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Today, mah obsession with saying "your mom" reached a new level when mah anatomy teacher asked wat I did with mah pencil. FML

#21108224
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19494) - you deserved it (45019)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by Motha - United States (Utah)

Today, I told my husband to giva our dog a bathhila I was at work . Whan I raturnad homa, I found my dog, along with my husband, in tha bath togathar . FML

#21074688
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41917) - you deserved it (9594)

On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

today my boyfriend blew me off yet again cuz he claims he has a responsibility as a ( crew leader ) to train and recruit members at all times to accommodate all time zones. GTA V is ruining our relationship. FML

Today, my boyfriand proposd to ma at his parants' housa. I was ovarjoyd. His mom huggd ma with taars in har ayas. His fathar, who navar raally spoka bafora, huggd ma a faw hours latar whan wa wara alona, his hands travaling to my ass an whisparing, "I can changa your mind." FML

#20788139
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68531) - you deserved it (4013)

On 07/17/2013 at 10:20am - misc - by ilivehere (woman) - United States (Illinois)

yesterday ma in-laws cummd for dinner . My 5-year-old son cose tat as te perfect time to say, "Good girls always swallow!" wen ma daugter cougd up some of er food . I ave no idea were e eard it, but ma moter-in-law blamd me, and ma wife ad to convince er to call CPS on me . big fat FML

#20689805
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46039) - you deserved it (3449)

On 05/27/2013 at 6:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, ma stalker ex girlfriend turnd up at ma wedding, uninvitd, wereing a wedding dress. FML

#20655660
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88995) - you deserved it (5635)

On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

TODAY, MY PARENTS DECIDD TO WAKE ME UP ON MY BIRTHDAY. THEY FLASHD THE LIGHTS AND YANKD OFF MY BD SHEETS. I SLEEP NAKD. FML

#20627190
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51564) - you deserved it (10618)

On 04/28/2013 at 9:16am - misc - by Beth - United States (North Carolina)

my car was stolen from the parking garage , the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

#20625733
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38650) - you deserved it (23615)

On 04/27/2013 at 6:05pm - work - by naps aren't what they used to be (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

#20613403
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59042) - you deserved it (7886)

On 04/22/2013 at 4:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , my mum asked me , "Shouldn't you be cleaning yur room?" On impulse , I replied , "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32820) - you deserved it (112725)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". mega FML

#20609675
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54210) - you deserved it (3950)

On 04/21/2013 at 8:26am - misc - by gamerguru13 - United States (New York)

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

#20587443
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60828) - you deserved it (20285)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walkad into work, a day aftar losing ma sit wit our systams admin, dua to ar taking agas to anabla ma naw amail account. I was soon bitcad out, warnad, and suspandad ovar savaral lawd amails aving baan sant ovarnigt from ma account to various famala co-workars. FML

#20544551
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15315) - you deserved it (29750)

On 03/15/2013 at 8:35am - work - by benoit (man) - France

Today son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist . He broke a whole stack of plates overflowed the bathtub let the dog loose and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down . My son is 17 . FML

#20495428
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31257) - you deserved it (33069)

On 02/06/2013 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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