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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 March 1996 (19 years)
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Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML


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On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML


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On 06/17/2011 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Willow - United States

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML


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On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML


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On 11/08/2009 at 8:27pm - love - by toughlove (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML


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On 10/30/2009 at 2:25am - love - by ZPyRoGoDz (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML

Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 5:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML


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On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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