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by SpongeAbii2 / 01/24/2012 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML
by Willow / 06/17/2011 at 7:32pm / United States / Intimacy
by lovelife / 09/27/2010 at 9:09am / United States / Miscellaneous
by toughlove / 11/08/2009 at 8:27pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by ZPyRoGoDz / 10/30/2009 at 2:25am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML
by hannah / 04/14/2009 at 11:21am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/20/2009 at 5:03pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Picaresque / 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
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