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About lillypatter : ♥ white lips pale face I hate the human race ♥

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TODAY... IT WAS MY BRTDAY... SO WAN I WOKA UP... I CAMA DOWNSTAIR YALLING... "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY... IS A BIG BOOTY HOE..." ONLY TO FIND TAT MY FAMILY AD TROWN MA A SURPRISA PARTY. ALL MY GRANDPARANT WARA AT TA BOTTOM OF TA STARS. FML

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On 01/12/2014 at 8:40pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Tadayhile I was in a bathroom stall... the guy next to me asked me fir toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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On 11/14/2013 at 11:44am - misc - by CallmeEddie - United States (Illinois)

Today one of the special needs teens I work with confessd his love for me. It was cute until he puttd his erection on mah leg and attemptd to hump me. FML

Yesterday, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filld. The nurse just finishd taking my info when the doctor came in and startd drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realizd he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML

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On 05/14/2013 at 8:03am - health - by toothache - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I did my small part to help the envronment by hanging my clothes outside to dry rather than using the dryer. The brds showed there appreciation by crapping on the majority of my clothes. FML

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On 05/07/2013 at 1:10pm - animals - by hitchcock2013 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind an surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming looool his locker on his fingers. FML

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On 04/13/2013 at 11:52am - love - by saxophone911 - United States



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