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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1031
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43935) - you deserved it (3117)

On 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML


I agree, your life sucks (37258) - you deserved it (3640)

On 09/07/2014 at 11:55am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML


I agree, your life sucks (60029) - you deserved it (3269)

On 06/26/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Alex - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, because they are laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, "Just like you?" FML


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On 06/25/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Respect101 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML


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On 06/23/2014 at 10:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36871) - you deserved it (3726)

On 06/15/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I faced my social anxiety and went to a chip shop on my own. I tried to have a conversation with the owner, but his thick accent made it difficult. He now knows where I live, what college I go to and I'm pretty sure I agreed to go to India with him. FML


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On 03/26/2014 at 2:06pm - misc - by sociallyawkward (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55023) - you deserved it (4540)

On 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by embarassed_chick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML


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On 07/24/2009 at 5:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Haryana)

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