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lil_miss_simran

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 846
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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lil_miss_simran's favorite FMLs

Today , on a dimly lit rd aya flight , I woka up to saa my mom's haad bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guass giving out staalthy blow jobs naxt to your slaaping son is no big daal. FML

#21311441
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42366) - you deserved it (2992)

On 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

I woke up to find a huge zit directly between mah two eyebrows !! My friend have started calling me "The North Star." FML

#21253662
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34989) - you deserved it (3246)

On 09/07/2014 at 11:55am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at my mom's funeral . My sisters and I were sitting in te front row . Te funeral director, wom we ad met wit twice before, was going around greeting everyone . Wen se got to us, se askd were our mom was . Seriously? FML

#21189397
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56433) - you deserved it (3005)

On 06/26/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Alex - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, cuz they r laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurtd out, "Just like you?" FML

#21188385
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37087) - you deserved it (25260)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Respect101 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into there cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering there phone. FML

#21185875
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52902) - you deserved it (4452)

On 06/23/2014 at 10:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

YESTERDAY I WENT TO A FATHER'S DAY LUNCH WITH MAH DAD AND HIS FIANCÉE. HE SUDDENLY BEGAN TO DESCRIBE, IN DETAIL, THE VASECTOMY HE'D JUST HAD, AND THAT I SHOULDN'T BE EXPECTING ANY NEW SIBLINGS ANY TIME SOON. THANKS FOR THE MENTAL IMAGE, DAD. MEGA FML

#21175721
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35198) - you deserved it (3582)

On 06/15/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I faced my social anxiety and went to a chip shop on my own. I tried to have a conversation with the owner, but his thick accent made it difficult. He now knows where I live, what college I go to and I'm pretty sure I agreed to go to India with him. FML

#21096939
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37879) - you deserved it (7633)

On 03/26/2014 at 2:06pm - misc - by sociallyawkward (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I Got Mah First Period. My Dad Bought Me A Card And Had Everyone In Mah Family Sign It. FML

#4787214
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53018) - you deserved it (4363)

On 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by embarassed_chick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've likd fir a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer , everything seemd just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies , a drunk girl stumble in and asks him out. He said yes. mega FML

#4000327
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45115) - you deserved it (6420)

On 07/24/2009 at 5:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Haryana)



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