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Today,hile working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand an asked fir someone else to make his sub, cuz he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

#20871412
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52438) - you deserved it (3505)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:59pm - work - by /(•'_'•)\ (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, the mother of one of my students bitchd me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. big fat FML

#20870380
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48077) - you deserved it (3148)

On 09/06/2013 at 4:36pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Taday I found out that if I say "make a sandwich", it doesn't matter what context it's in, or whether it's a command or just me describing my day; I'll be yelled at anyway by my hipster roommate for being a "sexist cunt", then end up apologizing just to get her to shut up. FML

#20868968
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36470) - you deserved it (5202)

On 09/05/2013 at 3:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today.. . after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping.. . I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit . After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass.. . I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again . FML

#20868804
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46232) - you deserved it (4411)

On 09/05/2013 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by fuck my liBLARGHSLJNAdlajdSzxz (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Taday I got my wedding photos back from my sister, a ( professional ) photographer who offered to do our wedding as a gift. It turns out that not only did she not catch most of the ceremony or reception, but all of the outdoor photos feature a large garbage bag in the background. FML

Today, I spent a large portion of the afternoon playing hide and seek with the door-to-door salesman who saw me sneak in the back door and won't stop knocking. No amount of hiding behind the couch will make him go away. FML

#20867080
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36623) - you deserved it (6812)

On 09/04/2013 at 1:25am - misc - by my back hurts - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my boyfriend got offerd a job at Abercrombie . The first thing he askd was "they only hire hot people, right?!" Now he won't stop telling me how lucky I am to be with such a hot guy . FML

Taday my company is doing so bad that I had to take down my symbolic first dollar so that I could buy a roll of crackers for dinner!! FML

#20865414
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45682) - you deserved it (3474)

On 09/02/2013 at 11:03pm - work - by smurftastic (man) - United States (California)

Taday I want skinny-dipping with my friands. At ona point... I jokingly pointd out how ona of tham had tha smallast boobs of us all. Sha calmly got out of tha pond... drid harsalf... scoopd up our clothas and phonas... and drova off in har car. Tha cops sha calld arrivd soon aftar. FML

#20861665
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22325) - you deserved it (65578)

On 08/31/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by criminal tit offender - United States (Alabama)

Today , my grlfriend freakd out , thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together , sexless , fir over a year. fat FML

#20859311
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54223) - you deserved it (6073)

On 08/29/2013 at 2:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Asked Mah Boss For A Raise, Explaining That Another Shop Offered Me A Job At A Higher Rate, But I Would Stay If He Would Offer Me The Same. Instead, He Fired Me Then Called The Other Shop An Said I Was Fired For Failing A Drug Test. FML

#20857270
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53380) - you deserved it (6925)

On 08/27/2013 at 11:21pm - work - by nowork - United States (New York)

Today, I found out someone as a crus on me. Normally I'd be fine wit tis, if it weren't fir tat fact tat tis guy informed me tat e as collected pictures of me since te tird grade. I'm turning 23 in two weeks.

Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work 4 feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed . FML

#20854260
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46189) - you deserved it (3009)

On 08/25/2013 at 9:28pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

2day I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a sower wit me. He got in, wased imself, an got out, ignoring me teole time. FML

#20852722
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50106) - you deserved it (7244)

On 08/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by -.- - United States

Today, mah mother bitchd me out fir filing divorce papers against mah abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the oneho's divorcd two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML

#20852500
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47782) - you deserved it (2549)

On 08/24/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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