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Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML

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On 09/04/2012 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

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On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML

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On 06/05/2012 at 10:48am - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

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On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)



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