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- Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat,… Today, for my boyfriends 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit and… Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've…
- Today, is my birthday! Instead of enjoying my nice surprise birthday party my roommates threw me,… Today, I realize that my cat has figured out how to open the bedroom door by repeatedly jumping and… Today, at work as a mechanic I was finishing an oil change. The gun that dispenses the oil recoiled…