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Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML


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On 03/13/2013 at 5:06pm - misc - by bruised - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out and threatened to get a restraining order after I called him an asshole. I'm 16 weeks pregnant and over 1,000 miles away from my parents' house. FML


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On 02/23/2013 at 8:47pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, a colleague gave me an expensive box of chocolates for my birthday. I was surprised she spent so much on me, but didn't think much of it. Only when I got back home and excitedly opened the box did I realise the chocolates had expired months ago. FML

Today, my very conservative mom met my girlfriend, who recently shaved her head in support of her best friend, who has cancer. My girlfriend looks beautiful and feminine even with her still very short hair. My mom, however, keeps insisting that I'm dating "a confused transgender". FML


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On 02/23/2013 at 8:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me. Because now she find someone better than me. FML


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On 02/23/2013 at 3:07am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML


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On 02/12/2013 at 2:41am - health - by shots shots shots (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML


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On 02/11/2013 at 9:30pm - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML


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On 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML


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On 02/06/2013 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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