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life_sucks225

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life_sucks225

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 470
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About life_sucks225 : Funny, annoying, stupid, honest, and trusting

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life_sucks225's favorite FMLs

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (141263) - you deserved it (10044)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

#2234853
427 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18106) - you deserved it (142010)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML

#1712833
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32865) - you deserved it (140610)

On 05/07/2009 at 7:36am - animals - by MJ3105 (man) - Israel

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

#721846
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182100) - you deserved it (12294)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

#497309
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29725) - you deserved it (111007)

On 03/20/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Stacy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (237225) - you deserved it (31182)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)



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